Surf Slang and Terms | All You Need to Know
Before you venture out into the world of surfing, make sure you’re on the same page with your peers. Surfers have an exclusive way of talking, and not understanding a word they’re saying can REALLY make you feel like an outsider — or worse, a kook. I’ve been surfing for many years now, and have conversed with other surfers of different genders, ages, and native tongues. Still, it’s surprising to me how we all instantly connect when it comes to the way we talk. In this article, I’ll teach you all about surf slang and terms, and how I usually use them in my daily conversations. You’ll be able to catch up on inside jokes, engage in friendly chats, and impress other surfers with your fluency in Surf Lingo 101 in no time! Surf Slang and Terms A-frame- a peak-shaped wave with left and right shoulders Example: “Dude, A-frame. You go right, I go left.” Accessory man- a surfer that wears all kinds of accessories at the same time i.e. reef walkers, visors, multiple rashguards under the wetsuit Example: “If you ever need a rashie, I’m sure accessory man over there’s got a-plenty.” Aggro- an aggressive surfer or way of surfing Airplane wings- ugly longboards Example: “Did you see that dude with airplane wings? Man, he almost hit me.” Akaw- a term used for something shocking, rad, or awesome Example: “Akaw! Yo, look at that wave. Dude’s looking like he’s gonna get pitted.” Amped- the feeling of excitement before a surfing session Example: “Today’s surf report’s got me amped up this morning!” Ankle slapper/biter- small waves as if reaching ankle-level Example: “Man, the waves are ankle slappers today, I should’ve stayed home.” Axed- a heavy wipeout directly hitting a surfer Example: “Dude, that wave has so much speed, it axed me straight to the face!” Baby photo- small pecker/penis shrinkage after cold water surfing Example: “Yo dude, your full-on baby photo looks so obvious in your wetsuit right now. Ha!” Backdoor- to go inside a wave barrel Example: “Amazing backdoor on that gnarly wave, dude!” Bail out – to abandon or jump off from the board before or during a wipeout Example: “Oh my god, that wave almost killed me I had to bail out.” Balancing on the log- to paddle out on a surfboard with an erection Example: “Yo, wait up! Just having a little trouble balancing on the log up here.” Barney- a derogatory term for a surfer rookie, untalented (see also kook) Example: “Wow, the sesh today sucks. Too many Barneys out there.” Barrel- wave curl, tube, or hollow part of the wave Example: “Dude. Everybody’s stoked about today’s barrels.” Beach bunny- women wearing bikinis who frequently tan at the beach Example: “Brah, I see that beach bunny as often as I see you getting axed.” Betty- female surfer Bilge- water or goo that comes out of boots Example: “Dude, where did you swim? That bilge’s just plain nasty, man.” Bomb- a massive wave Boots/booties- neoprene booties usually worn with wetsuits Example: “I need to put on my booties or else I get reef rash.” Brah/bro- surfer friend or buddy Example: “Jeez bro, you need to practice in a surf camp or something or they’d be calling you Barney next.” Brekky- post-surf breakfast Carve- sharp turn on the wave’s face Example: “Rad carve, Matt!” Cheah- another term for ‘Yeah’ Example: “Eggy dude just told me he’s sorry for snaking in. Cheah, right.” Choppy (similar to blown-out)- inconsistent wave conditions Example: “Watch out for yourself out there, I heard we have some choppy waves today.” Clean- smooth wave conditions without bumps Cliffhanger- snot or booger inside the nose that gets obvious in water Example: “Dude, you better wipe off that cliffhanger before you talk to Betty.” Clipped- to get hit on the head with a lip Example: “You need to watch out, man. Getting clipped ain’t no fun.” Coffee bomb- when you’re sitting out on a wave and then feel an urge to drop turd after drinking coffee Example: “Dang, I wish I didn’t drink that coffee. I’m about to drop this coffee bomb.” Comb- used to remove or maintain surf wax Contra-gear- a product in exchange for weed Example: “Ey, Mike, I’ve got some contra-gear here in my pocket, dude.” Crest- top point of the wave Cutback- sharp turn or change direction in the face of a wave Example: “That cutback ripped the wave, man.” Cutting off- also referred to as snaking, to cut someone off who’s next in the lineup of catching a wave Example: “Ayo, that dingbat keeps cutting people off in the line!” Dawn patrol- surfing session before sunrise/early morning Example: “Sorry, bro. Can’t get my budgies on for tonight. I’m on dawn patrol tomorrow.” Deck-check- to paddle towards a big wave and back out last second Example: “Dude went in for the bomb, but deck-checked before the drop-in.” Dick-dragger (female: clam dragger)- a term used for surfers who can’t stand up on their boards yet Example: “Dude, you’ve been dick-dragging for days, stand up, will ya?” Ding- damage or crack to the board Drop in – when a surfer closest to the peak dropped, then another surfer down the lineup cut off on the wave Example: “Hey dimwit, why’d you drop in for!?” Dryspell- a long period of flat wave conditions Example: “Man, I’ll give you ten bucks if you end this dryspell right now.” Dude- a fellow surfer, can also be referred to as ‘due’ Eddie would go- a reference to the surfing legend Eddie Aikau who’s fearless when taking on big waves (also a bumper sticker in Hawaii) Egg beater- a surfer who sits on his/her board, blocking your way toward a wave Example: “Hey, egg beater! Get the hell out of the way!” Eggy- the feeling of dullness in the morning Example: “Will take a rain check today, I’ve been feeling eggy since I woke up.” Eskimo roll- to roll the board over to avoid being washed off the … Read more